Small businesses are changing their name to ‘Ukraine’ so that Biden will forget to audit them

US—In a great small business hack, companies are changing their name to “Ukraine” so the new Biden IRS will forget to audit them.

President Biden’s administration is scrambling to track the nearly $20 billion in military aid it has sent to Ukraine.

“We don’t know where the money went but I guarantee that the person handling it is either gay or transgender, so,” White House Press Secretary Karen Jean-Pierre said in her daily press briefing.

Businesses across the country are also hoping that their name change will score them billions of dollars in no-strings-attached aid money.

“We have been affected by Russia’s attack here at the Ukraine shoe and sandwich shop,” businessowner Frank Anbeans of Peoria, Illinois said. “Please send us money.”

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