US—In a great small business hack, companies are changing their name to “Ukraine” so the new Biden IRS will forget to audit them.
President Biden’s administration is scrambling to track the nearly $20 billion in military aid it has sent to Ukraine.
“We don’t know where the money went but I guarantee that the person handling it is either gay or transgender, so,” White House Press Secretary Karen Jean-Pierre said in her daily press briefing.
Businesses across the country are also hoping that their name change will score them billions of dollars in no-strings-attached aid money.
“We have been affected by Russia’s attack here at the Ukraine shoe and sandwich shop,” businessowner Frank Anbeans of Peoria, Illinois said. “Please send us money.”
Originally published November 28, 2022.