Dr. Fauci: ‘If we can save but one life, killing everyone else will all have been worth it’

Somebody, anybody, please remind Dr. Anthony Fauci that he belongs in the lab and not in front of a camera. The President tries to allay the country’s fears and this guy comes out and the entire country breaks out in a cold sweat.

The President put some hope behind what could be a game-changing protocol of Hydroxychloroquine/Azithromycin. Out bounces little Tony and says, “Nah, it’s just a rumor, and if your dying of this crap we’re not gonna use it unless we study it first with double-blind placebo-controlled studies. Sure it’ll take a few years. Sure you’ll be long dead, but at least Science will prevail.”

What he’s really saying is ‘I don’t give a crap about crashing our economy or our country. I don’t care if I cause a depression, misery and food shortages because we have protocols that must be met. I am a scientist, not a friggin’ economist or humanitarian or human being.”

“Look, if we can save just one life while killing over 330,000,000 people and get some useful data to use on a bunch of earthworms and cockroaches who will be the only thing left after every human being is killed by this thing, it’s worth it!”

And look, buddy, there is no reason why you can’t study the damned thing WHILE using it.

Nicely played Tony. I wonder if you get this thing how long it would be before you shoved a few of these unproven pills down your throat? Ever heard of “Right-to-Try”? What a ^*&^&^++…………

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