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BREAKING: Biden pardons several ‘totally innocent’ people for crimes they didn’t commit

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 20, 2025 0

In a surprising last-minute decision, President Joe Biden has issued preemptive pardons for several individuals he describes as "totally innocent"...

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BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 17, 2025 0

WASHINGTON, DC—A parade of individuals, who swear on their mother's honor they've committed no crimes, are now clamoring for presidential...

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