Elizabeth Warren will wear scarf drenched with the blood of aborted fetuses to her inauguration


Massachusetts senator and Democrat presidential contender Elizabeth Warren told a crowd during a campaign stop Monday that she intends to signal her solidarity with abortion-on-demand by wearing a pink scarf drenched with the blood of aborted fetuses on inauguration day, should she become the next president of the United States.

“I made the decision when Donald Trump was elected — I decided I would go to the inauguration…but it was important to me what I wore. I’ll tell you what I wore: I wore my scarf that has has been drenched in the blood of aborted fetuses,’” Warren said on the University of Iowa campus.

Warren has consistently been the most vocal advocate of ensuring the right of women to brutally kill their offspring and she will stand by that right on inauguration day.

“I might even go so far as to sign bills with the blood of those silly little clumps of cells when I’m president too!” Warren said with a chuckle before awkwardly taking a swig of beer and posting it on social media.

Warren’s support for Planned Parenthood, America’s largest abortion provider, is second only to Nancy Pelosi, who wore ashes from Planned Parenthood on Ash Wednesday.


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