KYIV—Most of the news out of Ukraine has been fake, but Genesius Times has obtained an exclusive video of the horrifying carnage of Ukraine on fire after a brutal Russian attack:

UPDATE: We’re learning that this is not a video of Ukraine, but rather just south of the US-Mexico border and it wasn’t the Russians, but rather drug cartels that perpetrated the violence. Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Mitt Romney’s children don’t have lucrative contracts with these trucker companies that were bombed by narcos, so there’s nothing to worry about here.

No need to watch the video.

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