Exclusive interview with a guy behind a mask and sunglasses that’s totally Damar Hamlin

We at Genesius Times is pleased to share with you an exclusive interview with a guy behind a mask and sunglasses that’s totally Damar Hamlin, the courageous Buffalo Bills player who suffered complications from climate change two weeks ago on Monday Night Football.

GT: Thanks for joining us.

Totally Damar Hamlin: Absolutely, glad to be here.

GT: You know, your showing up to the Bills game was miraculous. You still need oxygen to recover from your collapsed lung but yet you wore a mask and didn’t carry oxygen. It’s amazing.

TDH: Yeah, you know, I feel great. It’s almost like I never had a cardiac arrest that nearly killed me a couple weeks ago.

GT: Conspiracy theorists are claiming that you may not have been at the Bills game because you didn’t show your face.

TDH: That’s just stupid. Why should I need to show my face? It’s totally natural to cover my face and airways when I need oxygen.

GT: Did you have skin lightening treatment because you look lighter.

TDH: Are you racist or something?

GT: No, I’m just saying you look lighter than you did before the heart attack.

TDH: This interview is over.

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