Genesius Times have uncovered exclusive video footage of Twitter executives burning documents related to their censorship algorithm before Elon Musk invades the company.

Twitter employees have been barricaded on the 8th floor in preparation for the invasion, but, sources say, they have been sent out to destroy all the evidence possible.

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