SILICON VALLEY—Fact-checkers for tech giants Facebook and Twitter have halted vicious lies about the pristine Joe Biden campaign, which seem to imply that Hunter Biden is somehow related to Joe Biden.

“We need to stop the spread of these vicious rumors that the Democratic nominee for president is somehow related to a deadbeat, crack-addict Hunter Biden who sold influence to the White House to Ukraine and Chinese businesses. It is a horrible lie and must be censored at any cost if we’re to remove Tru—I mean have a fair election,” Facebook Director of Truth Hans Goebbels said.

Each social media company has taken great strides with the upcoming election to safeguard the Democratic nominee at any cost.

Joe Biden has denied the relationship several times.

“Hunter Biden? I don’t know who the hell you’re talking about, Jack. Who said that? No one has said we’re related or have anything to do with each other.”

“Most of our budget now is dedicated to stopping lies and rumors about the Democratic nominee Joe Biden. To suggest Joe would have such a degenerate with pastimes like child pornography and illicit drug use as a family member is just beyond the pale. We need to put these lies to rest,” Goebbels said.

Most people have accepted the fact that Hunter Biden was corrupt as they come. Now, it’s just vital that Tech companies make it clear he has nothing to do with Joe Biden.

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