US—The New York Times have finally admitted that the Hunter Biden laptop story is true and that there is massive evidence that Hunter Biden has been involved in underage sex trafficking, drug abuse and money laundering schemes with the Chinese Communist Party. Now it has been revealed that Hunter Biden had a special nickname for his father: Pedo Peter.

So fact checkers have been furiously trying to censor the crazy conspiracy that Hunter Biden is somehow related to the US President* Joe Biden.

“We need to stop the spread of these vicious rumors that President Biden is somehow related to his deadbeat, crack-addict son Hunter Biden who sold influence to the White House to Ukraine and Chinese businesses. It is a horrible lie and must be censored at any cost,” Facebook Director of Truth Hans Goebbels said.

Hunter has meant continuous work for the censors as his behavior has somehow rubbed off on the elder Biden despite having no relationship to him.

“Most of our budget now is dedicated to stopping lies and rumors about President Biden. It’s true that Hunter Biden is a complete degenerate and sold influence to China and Russia but it’s not like he sold influence to his Vice President or President father or anything like that. That would be really bad but no Hunter is not related to Joe,” Goebbels said.

Genesius Times have obtained an exclusive video of the fact-checkers trying to suppress the conspiracy theory.

Most people have accepted the fact that Hunter Biden was corrupt as they come. Now, it’s just vital that tech companies make it clear he has nothing to do with Joe Biden.

“Hunter Biden? I don’t know who the hell you’re talking about, Jack. Who said that? No one has said we’re related or have anything to do with each other,” Joe Biden said while trying to find the White House with the help of Secret Service.

Goebbels has been appointed to Biden’s Ministry of Truth in response to such favorable work.

_{Originally published March 18, 2022.}

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