Much has been said about the apology that John Cena made after he accidentally said that Taiwan was a country.

We at Genesius Times would like to also issue an apology to China and we hope that it comes across as heartfelt as it is.

China, we are sorry that you are asshole.

China, we are sorry, you’re a morally depraved society under the thumb of communist sociopaths.

While we’re at it. Facebook, we’re sorry you don’t have a sense of humor.

Twitter, we’re sorry that you are bootlicking Nazis.

We are sorry. Please accept our apology.

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