UNITED STATES—As Hurricane Hilary makes its way into Southern California and the southwestern United States, government officials are warning citizens from several states to back up their computer hard drives just in case Hurricane Hilary deletes their emails.

“We know the last time someone named Hilary made the news, it was because she deleted thousands of emails on her private email server while she was secretary of state,” a spokesman for the National Weather Service said. “We don’t want the same thing to happen again this time, so we are strongly advising people to back up their emails just in case Hurricane Hilary destroys them.”

Since the next tropical storm is supposed to be named Hurricane Joe, government officials are already warning parents to keep their kids inside their homes at all times.

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