Heavenly Sources Confirm America More Evil Than Sodom and Gomorrah

HEAVEN—Heavenly sources issued a very rare statement yesterday, confirming that America is more evil than the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.

“America has openly rebelled against G-D,” the Angel Gabriel said. “Its moral depravity, sexual perversions, grooming of young children into embracing some of the most heinous acts imaginable, celebration of infanticide, and a litany of other offenses far surpass even those committed by the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah. It deserves to be wiped out from the face of the Earth, but G-D has spared this land because of its benevolent treatment of its Jews.”

Earthly sources suggest that exactly no one will heed G-D’s warning, and business will continue as usual.

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