Here Are All of the Items Found in that Chinese Spy Balloon Shot Down by the U.S. Military

UNITED STATES—This past week a spy balloon belonging to the Communist Party of China (CCP) was shot down off the coast of South Carolina. Given the way the U.S. Military shot down the balloon, officials were able to retrieve a number of items from inside. Here’s what they found:

  1. Biden’s brain
  2. Kamala’s Harris’s Purim costume from when she was a kid
  3. A $50 billion check to Ukraine
  4. AOC’s economics degree
  5. Ten thousand ballots from the 2020 presidential election
  6. Hunter Biden’s laptop
  7. Hillary Clinton’s emails
  8. A detailed report on how the American people may interfere in the next election
  9. The 700th article from the New York Times about Chasiddishe schools
  10. Nancy Pelosi’s dentures


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