Hillary Clinton blames Russia for Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘suicide’

After Jeffrey Epstein’s predictable suicide in a Manhattan jail, blame is going around as to who actually suicided him. Most people think that the Clinton crime family suicided Epstein to prevent him from talking about Bill Clinton’s involvement with Epstein’s sex trafficking network.

But Hillary Clinton is pointing the finger toward Russia.

“It’s clear that Russia colluded with the prison guards to suicide Jeffrey Epstein. I call for a thorough, 2-year-long investigation into the matter.”

Russia has wrecked havoc on the United States in recent years, installing a puppet regime with Donald Trump and bringing down the entire democracy with under $1,000 in Facebook ads.

“Come on,” Rep. Adam Schiff said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times, “Russia had to have done something wrong! And that means Trump did it too even though we have no proof. I have proof, but I can’t show you!”


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