WASHINGTON, DC—The front rows, as usual, made the headlines at the fall 2022 runway shows. Kim Kardashian wowed at Prada and Balenciaga, and all eyes were on Rihanna at Gucci, Off-White, and Christian Dior.

But no one was prepared for the stunning collection that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has released inspired by the raid of Melania Trump’s wardrobe.

The new FBI haut couture will have everyone lusting for more of those fed bois at family cookouts or insurrection rallies.

That’s the thing about fall 2022’s most wantable line—they come to life with you.

Run down the street in Chris Wray’s kicky midi-skirt. Dance so your Merrick Garland paillettes clang and jostle. Let your Ray Epps flack pack whip with the wind. Clothing is just an accessory to your story—where are you going next? 

If this new Melania-inspired FBI line is any indication, you’re going to jail!

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