Newsbeat Politics Introducing Clarissa Thomas, the first black female Supreme Court justice Jeremy Spoken January 26, 2022 President* Joe Biden promised that he would pick a black female to replace Justice Stephen Breyer on the country’s highest court. We present Mrs. Clarissa Thomas, Clarence’s conservative cousin! Please leave this field empty Congratulations! You made it through the woke censors to see this post. Sign up below to get more funny directly to your inbox! We don’t spam! Read our privacy policy for more info. Thanks for signing up! Check your inbox or spam folder to confirm your subscription. About Author Jeremy Spoken None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible. See author's posts Post Navigation Previous Biden vows to make SCOTUS more diverse by picking first human turd to replace Justice BreyerNext OPED: I was raped by whoever Biden chooses to replace Breyer on the Supreme Court More Stories Politics BREAKING: Trump replaces White House Press Secretary with literal gaslight to address Epstein Files Exavier Saskagoochie July 17, 2025 0 Politics World BREAKING: Starmer lowers voting age in UK to ensure everyone in the Tide Pod Challenge Generation can vote Exavier Saskagoochie July 17, 2025 0 Politics BREAKING: Trump considering appointing special prosecutor to cover up the Epstein files Exavier Saskagoochie July 16, 2025 0