John Miller emerges as GOP front runner in Colorado

John Miller emerges as GOP front runner in Colorado PNG
DENVER- Following the removal of Donald Trump from the election ballot, newcomer John Miller finds himself the leading GOP candidate.

“We’re going to win and we’re going to win bigly,” Mr. Miller told reporters over the telephone. “I love the people of Colorado. Tremendous people.”

The state’s Supreme Court removed Donald Trump from the primary ballot for engaging in “insurrection or rebellion,” enabling Mr. Miller to jump up the polls.

“President Trump’s removal was yuge for our campaign. Absolutely yuge,” he said on the call. “Donald Trump, by the way, amazing guy. Absolutely amazing. The best. Believe me.”

Mr. Miller’s place on the ballot remains uncertain as he’s been found guilty of “insurrection or rebellion” the exact same amount of times as Mr. Trump.

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