COPENHAGEN, DENMARK—Toy manufacturer Lego has released a new Kamala Harris set showcasing the rise to power of the vice president. The set includes subsets of every stage of Harris’s life including the White House, the California Assembly, and before that the meatpacking plant where Harris started her career.

The product is being marketed specifically to girls as an inspirational play set.

“We want little girls everywhere to know that they too can rise to be vice president—and let’s be honest, she’s basically president of the United States. All it takes is hard work and a willingness to manipulate sausages.” Lego CEO Flurgin Maburgin said.

The Harris set is one of a collection of products in the “Authoritarian Series” including Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong.

“We thought about adding President Joe Biden, but we all know he’s just a puppet. The real power in that couple is Harris,” Maburgin said.

This will mark Harris’s second toy as she graced an edition of Monopoly in which all spaces sent players to jail.

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