CHICAGO—Democratic Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot is vowing that her city will be an “oasis” for abortions if Roe v. Wade is overturned, going as far as to add aborted fetuses to the official Chicago city flag. 

On Monday, Lightfoot announced a “Culture of Death Chicago” campaign dedicating $500,000 towards killing babies in her city including transportation and lodging for women coming in from out of state, declaring Chicago an “island of death” and in the Midwest. 

Chicago already leads the country in homicides but is poised to lead the US in prenatal deaths as well.

“The Midwest is generally pro-keeping innocent babies alive. We want to be that safe haven for people who want to kill their babies instead,” Lightfoot said.

Lightfoot also added bullet holes to the flag to complete the impression of a total hellhole that she is making Chicago.

“We want Chicago to be synonymous people getting killed, and our flag needs to represent that,” Lightfoot said.

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