Local leftist replaces his ‘Resist!’ bumper sticker with an ‘Obey’ sticker

OSHKOSH, WI–A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his ‘Resist!’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Obey’.

“I know it’s been a couple weeks since my lord and savior Joe Biden won the election, but I just haven’t gotten around to changing my bumper sticker until today but I can assure all of the woke people out there that I’m done resisting and I’m ready to obey everything that comes out of Biden’s mouth even if it means I need to mobilize my trunalimunumaprzure,” McJohnson said.

The decidedly anti-fascist Johnson says that he hates authoritarianism in all its forms but he is 100 percent willing and able to follow any dictates from Biden including wearing a mask at all times and holding his breath four hours a day to reduce his carbon footprint.

“I hate fascism and that’s why I really love Biden and the Democrats. They really know how to make you do questionable medical practices, enforce lockdowns, and make lists of political enemies but all in a good way, not like what Trump did,” McJohnson added.

You can get your very own Obey bumper sticker here.