OSHKOSH, WI–A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his ‘Resist!’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Obey’.
“I know it’s been a couple weeks since my lord and savior Joe Biden won the election, but I just haven’t gotten around to changing my bumper sticker until today but I can assure all of the woke people out there that I’m done resisting and I’m ready to obey everything that comes out of Biden’s mouth even if it means I need to mobilize my trunalimunumaprzure,” McJohnson said.
The decidedly anti-fascist Johnson says that he hates authoritarianism in all its forms but he is 100 percent willing and able to follow any dictates from Biden including wearing a mask at all times and holding his breath four hours a day to reduce his carbon footprint.
“I hate fascism and that’s why I really love Biden and the Democrats. They really know how to make you do questionable medical practices, enforce lockdowns, and make lists of political enemies but all in a good way, not like what Trump did,” McJohnson added.
You can get your very own Obey bumper sticker here.