US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Coexist’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Kill Every Russian NOW!’ to better reflect the current narrative.

“It’s not a change in philosophy really, but more like a reaffirmation of my core belief system,” McLittlejon said. “I still want everyone to coexist peacefully, but only after we wipe every Russian off the face of the earth in a nuclear holocaust.”

The decidedly anti-fascist McLittlejon says that he hates war in all its forms but he is 100 percent willing and able to advocate for full nuclear war that the brave Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is advocating for.

“I hate war and that’s why I support Zelensky who has rejected Russia’s peace terms several times. He really knows how to serve the World Economic Forum overlords in their idea of peace,” McLittlejon added.

McLittlejon also unfurled his ‘War is Peace’ flag that he plans on flying until a Republican is president again.

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