Man who stole election in the United States asks us to defend democracy in Europe

WASHINGTON, DC–The man who stole an election in the United States is asking us to defend democracy in Europe, sources say.

Biden also asked Congress to send $6.4 billion to his friends in the Ukraine Money Laundromat due to impending destruction.

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