Netflix has released a new docudrama about the 2020 Democratic ticket of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris called Kamalot.

“There were so many options for the name,” Netflix CEO Dee Pravd said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times. “There were the obvious ones, Feels Up, Heels Up; Joe/Blow; Joe and the Kamaltoe. We wanted something more mystical.”

The series will follow the former arch-enemies turned lovebirds as they ramp up the campaign to take the White House from Donald Trump.

“We are going to do everything in our power to get… you know… the thing,” Biden said in one of his brief scenes speaking.

His spunky sidekick Kamala Harris does most of the talking.

“I was thinking a great slogan for the campaign would be ‘Take No Prisoners’ you know because it’s so ironic since that’s literally what I did for most of my career–take prisoners,” Harris said before laughing hysterically. “I think it’s hilarious how many nonviolent criminals I put away for stuff that’s not even illegal anymore!”

Netflix hopes the series will meet their customers’ expectations of a constant stream of utter depravity on the screen.

“This show has everything: sex, drugs, Russian collusion. You name it!” Pravd added.

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