Notorious welfare queens proceed to lecture Americans about right and wrong


Nobody saw this coming. Google, tech overlord the world over, having made billions turning taxpayer money into infrastructure and search algorithms, has taken the lead in dictating right and wrong to the American public.

Just take an idea, add some free money, a billion dollar campus, a hive of techno progressives, and suddenly that welfare check transforms into a pulpit to castigate normal everyday people.

Sundar Pichai, the CEO of Google has purged Catholics from speaking at his campus, fired tepid conservatives with views on sexuality that were the consensus five minutes ago, purged youtube of right of center voices, de-monetized others, and made videos of children easier to find by pedophiles. This is all while masquerading as a private company whose vision wasn’t largely funded through various programs paid for by taxpayers.

All these welfare queens… Amiright???


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