NEW YORK—In an unprecedented twist, the Mayor of New York City Eric Adams has announced he has replaced the Statue of Liberty with none other than the “national treasure” Cassidy Hutchinson. While this decision has been met with a fair share of skepticism, the true drama unfolded when Cassidy herself had to stand outside, in the scorching sun, holding up what she described as a “stupid light.”

The audacious move by Adams to exchange a symbol of liberty for someone known primarily for their ill-conceived mole caper has baffled many. But Cassidy Hutchinson’s unique qualifications apparently made her the perfect candidate to replace Lady Liberty.

As the city unveiled the Statue of Cassidy, complete with her signature flashlight, Cassidy herself was seen muttering under her breath about the discomfort of the situation. “I can’t believe I have to stand out here in this heat, holding up this stupid light,” she complained on her Instagram story, where she has a following of a few thousand curious onlookers.

Despite the apparent inconvenience, Cassidy took the opportunity to remind her followers about her brief moment of fame during the Trump administration. “Remember that time I tried to take down Trump? Yeah, this is basically the same thing, but with better lighting,” she said, attempting to spin the situation positively.

Critics of the decision have questioned whether Cassidy Hutchinson’s mole stunt qualified her to represent liberty, but Mayor Adams defended his choice, saying, “Cassidy’s bold attempt to bring down a sitting president embodies the spirit of liberty, or at least the spirit of trying really hard.”

As the sun beat down on her and tourists flocked to see the new Statue of Cassidy, she continued to grumble about the heat. “Ugh, why did they have to schedule this unveiling during a heatwave?” she mused, as if standing in the sun for a few hours could compare to her former mole espionage antics.

Adams said that the old Statue of Liberty, which was gifted to the US by France in the 19th century was being sold for spare parts to pay for housing illegal immigrants.

Only time will tell how New Yorkers and the rest of the world will respond to this unusual replacement for the iconic Statue of Liberty. But one thing’s for sure: Cassidy Hutchinson is determined to light up the world, even if she has to do it while holding a “stupid light” on a sweltering summer day.

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