Ocasio-Cortez finally agrees: ‘Einstein didn’t kill himself’

First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: “Einstein didn’t kill himself.”

“But I don’t know why everyone’s making such a big deal about it,” Ocasio-Cortez said in a press conference. “I mean, like, he’s been dead for over a thousand years right? Or was that Newton? I’m not good at history.”

It’s unclear whether AOC as the kids like to call her was aware that Einstein died at the Princeton Medical Center in 1955.

Ocasio-Cortez went to war with Einstein and all of physics when she tried to outlaw gravity, “because it’s weighing us down.”

She gave no comment on whether or not she thinks the pedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein–no relation to Albert Einstein–killed himself.

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