Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez couldn’t stand to look at the horrifying painting that was hanging in disgraced and suicided financier Jeffrey Epstein‘s New York apartment.

The controversial painting showcased Bill Clinton wearing a blue dress with a “come-hither” look while sitting on Barack Obama‘s lap. Behind Obama is Joe Biden sniffing Obama’s hair and the party is completed with former Senator Al Franken groping Clinton’s tatas.

“It’s a #metoo massacre,” Ocasio-Cortez said. I can’t believe this is the party that I chose to be a part of. I might have to start Republican socialism or something.”

Epstein was suicided earlier this month for knowing too much while in custody.

But his art dealer, Franz Winkletoes, says that if the disturbing portrait bothers AOC, then she just needs to, “learn how to appreciate real art, weirdo.”

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