OJ Simpson teams with Hillary Clinton to write ‘If I Did It 2’

CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a sequel to his 2007 hit book If I Did It, OJ Simpson is teaming with Hillary Clinton to release the long anticipated If I Did It 2.

The novel is a political thriller about an unaccomplished but politically connected fictional Secretary of State who must cover up her crimes to preserve her own freedom and the members of a scandalous administration.

“Working with Hillary was a dream come true,” said the former football player. “She’s been an inspiration to me ever since the Vince Foster investigation.”

Writing has become a favorite pastime for the Clinton family. Bill Clinton co-wrote the best-selling The President is Missing and his follow-up, Getting Away with Rape for Dummies, is due before the next election cycle.

If I Did It 2 will keep readers on the edge of their seats. “The main character, Hillary Flinton, covers up scandals about fictional emails, a fictional place called Funghazi and the murder of a fictional whistleblower, Beth Bich,” Clinton told reporters with a cackle. “All fictional, of course.”

Financial terms are undisclosed but the publisher did make a multi-million dollar contribution to the Clinton Foundation reportedly as large as donations given by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.


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