Obviously this needs to be said. And then it needs to be said again, and then possibly said one more time for the people in the back: If ??I ?? don’t ?? like ?? what ?? you ?? call ?? me ?? then ?? it ?? is ?? obviously ?? a ?? racial ?? slur ??!

Can you all now see I am super serious? I used clap emojis to help all you hate filled folks who give marginalized Italian anchors a hard time. Did everyone in the back hear me? So next time Chris Cuomo says you’re being racist and that you deserve to be pushed down the stairs then you’re being a d*ck. Just leave the poor guy alone okay?

In case there is any confusion, all of these words are totally inflammatory to marginalized millionaire Italians: Meatball muncher ?? Mario ?? Luigi ?? Fredo ?? Guinea ?? spaghetti Sam ?? Mussolini kisser ?? pastafarian ??

So please stop being hateful.

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