Whites are all devils and need to stop having children, unless of course, those children are produced using in vitro fertilization and implanted in a 61-year-old sperm-donor’s mother so that he could have a child with his gay partner.

If they do this incredibly brave science experiment in order to satisfy a selfish desire to overcome all bio-ethics and have a child without any natural basis, then it’s okay for whites to have children. But only then!

The planet is overpopulated in general and especially in white countries. Whites need to have abortions in order to save our planet from the deadly evils of carbon dioxide.

As the environmental high priestess Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has made abundantly clear, the world is going to end in 12 years if we don’t do something about climate change. That something is for whites to stop having children.

But really, IVF children with a surrogate grandmother for a gay couple is an exception because we need more people like that to prove that that’s a real family.

Nature is our goddess, so the only acceptable production of babies should be the least natural method. That makes sense because it does. If you don’t agree, you are a bigot.

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Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD.

(she/they/grrrl) Mx. Chou is the most intersectionally progressive person in the world—a transwoman trapped inside the body of a transman. Grrrl only eats fruit that has fallen off the vine and identifies as a paraplegic polar bear.

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