PETITION to have the first batch of COVID-19 vaccine shoved up Bill Gates’s ass


Fighting misinformation and conspiracy theories about the novel coronavirus has almost been as hard as battling the pandemic itself. And a new survey has found that one baseless conspiracy theory about Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates is taking hold.

According this conspiracy theory’s believers, Gates, who left his Microsoft and Berkshire Hathaway board positions to focus on killing innocent people through biological weapons earlier this year, is planning to use a future COVID-19 vaccine to implant microchips in billions of people in order to monitor their movements.

Well, the only way to prove that his vaccine is safe and effective is to take the first batch of it and shove it right up Bill Gates’s ass.

Let’s prove the conspiracy theorists wrong!

1,234,201 have signed. Can we get to 10,000,000?


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