With such coronavirus chaos going on in Italy and France, it’s good to see when medical practitioners have their acts together. Hospitals is Italy are rationing care, but Planned Parenthoods in the United States are taking every precaution possible to make sure that no one spreads the disease while they kill innocent babies.

“Every life is sacred,” Planned Parenthood CEO Jack Ace said in a sterile remote press conference. “That’s why we are taking every step necessary to prevent unnecessary deaths while we kill innocent babies.”

Planned Parenthood is taking steps to make sure all staff are protected with doctors wearing creepy WWI-era gas masks as they perform the murders of innocents and the national organization has cancelled fundraising concerts.

The novel coronavirus (and the subsequent disease SARS COV-2) is wrecking havoc across the world and many are not taking the health establishment’s recommendations to appropriately panic during the crisis.

But not the nation’s leading abortion provider.

“They’re shutting down all non-essential events across the country, but clearly, killing babies is essential to the health of a country, so we need to keep our doors open,” Ace added.

Planned Parenthood Federation of America, Inc., or Planned Parenthood, is a nonprofit organization that provides reproductive health care in the United States and globally. It is a tax-exempt corporation under Internal Revenue Code section 501 and a member association of the International Planned Parenthood Federation. The organization is responsible for over 300,000 abortions each year.

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