Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three times on St. Patrick’s Day. the national holiday of Ireland.

When first asked if he was Irish, he said simply, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Then, later, he was told that he was seen sipping a Guinness and denied it again. “I’ve never seen Guinness and don’t know who that is.”

Then, he was confronted again when someone saw that he bled green and orange. “No, no, no that’s green and red as in the Mexican flag!”

Then an Irish water spaniel barked three times.

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