In an egregious act of thievery, a black and white spaniel was caught trying to gain free chicken on Chik-fil-A’s Cow Appreciation Day. The adorable criminal did not understand that the free chicken was for humans that dressed like cows, not dogs that dressed like cows.

Chik-fil-A cows have had a tough time campaigning against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal anti-cow legislation. Many feel like this is a way to show support.

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