STUDY: Exactly zero people give a shit about what Bill Gates thinks about coronavirus

A new study by the Pew Pew Center shows that exactly zero people throughout the world give a shit about what Bill Gates thinks about coronavirus and what we need to do to solve it.

Gates, founder of the Bill and Melida Gates Foundation for Killing 15% of the Global Population, has been on the mainstream news circuit recently waving his coronavirus vaccine around and telling people that they won’t be able to come out of their houses until he says it’s okay.

But the poll found that each and every person in the world actually couldn’t care less about what he has to say on the matter.

“It is fair to say things won’t go back to truly normal until we have a vaccine that we’ve gotten out to basically the entire world,” Gates said in an interview with CNN.

Bob from Lincoln, Nebraska said in reply, “Yeah? Well, it’s fair to say that I don’t give two craps about what some wealthy Kermit the Frog-sounding Illuminati guy has to say about anything. What does he know?”

Gates recently stepped down from his board position at Microsoft to focus his efforts on killing innocent people through biological weapons.