BREAKING: Mitch McConnell blinks twice to indicate there will be no recess appointments in Trump’s new administration
Current Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell blinked twice in a recent interview to indicate that there will be no recess...
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BREAKING: John Blasey Bolton claims Matt Gaetz sexually assaulted her at a party in the ’80s
California Professor John Blasey Bolton has accused Congressman Matt Gaetz of sexually assaulting him at a party in the 1980s....
BREAKING: Donald Trump appoints Harry Sisson as US Ambassador to Faghanistan
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold, unprecedented diplomatic move, former President Donald Trump has announced the appointment of TikTok personality Harry Sisson...
BREAKING: Trump picks Rosanne Barr as White House Press Secretary
Donald Trump has announced that he has picked actress and comedian Roseanne Barr as his new press secretary for his...
New Netflix docudrama portrays Trump in a shockingly positive light
Netflix has released a new docudrama about former President Donald Trump that portrays him in a positive light. However. The...
4b: We refuse to have sex with people who voted for Trump!
We have made a bold decision: we refuse to have sex with Trump voters. Read 'em and weep, fellas! This...
BREAKING: Trump proposes new border wall after Newsom threatens to ignore federal law
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—President-Elect Donald Trump has proposed building a new border wall that excludes California, following Governor Gavin Newsom's threat to...
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Democrat strategists ‘pretty sure’ they lost because they didn’t call enough people racist
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrat strategists have come forward to admit that their party's loss in the recent general election can be attributed...
BREAKING: Dozens of fat ugly women won’t have sex with you until Trump is removed from office
US—Dozens of fat and ugly women have announced that they will not have sex with any man until President Donald...
