Chris Christie Joins Trump Campaign as Food Taster
In a masterstroke of political chess, former President Donald J. Trump has taken preemptive measures to protect himself from the...
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BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases letter officially endorsing Donald Trump for president
In a surprising twist of political theater, Senator Ted Cruz has released a letter officially endorsing former President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Fox News unanimously declares Jeb Bush the winner of the 2024 Iowa Caucases
DES MOINES—In a bizarre turn of events, Fox News has taken a bold leap into the realm of speculative journalism...
BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Never Visiting Epstein Island
NEW YORK—In an unexpected turn of events, former President Donald Trump has been indicted on charges of never visiting Jeffrey...
BREAKING: Maine Secretary of State saves democracy by making sure people can’t vote for their favorite candidate in 2024
AUGUSTA, ME—In a bold move to save democracy, Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows has unveiled a revolutionary plan to...
John Miller emerges as GOP front runner in Colorado
DENVER- Following the removal of Donald Trump from the election ballot, newcomer John Miller finds himself the leading GOP candidate."We're...
BREAKING: Colorado Supreme Court defends democracy by making sure people can only vote for Biden in 2024
DENVER—To achieve this noble goal, they've implemented a groundbreaking measure: allowing voters to cast their ballots for only one candidate....
BREAKING: Trump opens new luxurious Palestinian Underground Bunker Hotel & Casino to promote world peace
West Bank, Middle East - In a surprising twist, former U.S. President Donald Trump has unveiled his most ambitious venture...
BREAKING: CIA accidentally gives $3 billion to Trump supporter disguised as Hamas terrorist
WASHINGTON, DC--We reported on a Trump supporter who disguised himself as a Hamas terrorist in order to be removed from...
BREAKING: Mayorkas splurges on border wall materials he gave away when walls were evil
THE BORDER—In a stunning twist of events at the U.S.-Mexico border, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has...
