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BREAKING: Ellen DeGeneres dies at 62 from complications of cancel culture

Exavier Saskagoochie August 3, 2020 0

HOLLYWOOD—Talkshow host and everyone's favorite daytime lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres has died at the age of 52 from complications of cancel...

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Ellen Degeneres claims lynching of staff members does not constitute a hostile work environment

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Ellen Degeneres may be the most likeable and affable daytime talk show host who has ever lived. Ever. But over...

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