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Greta Thunberg demands Swalwell’s flogging after public methane release

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Climate Change expert Greta Thunberg demanded public flogging over the release of toxic methane gas done by former presidential candidate...

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BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election

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Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...

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