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North Korea Says It Will Welcome British Refugees Fleeing From Keir Starmer’s Dictatorship

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Pyongyang — The Democratic People's Republic of Korea has extended a formal offer of asylum to British citizens seeking to...

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BREAKING: Kim Jong Un dies for 17th time in 6 months

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North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has died again—the 17th time in the last six months. A former South Korean...

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In confusing speech, Joe Biden taps Joe Biden as his running mate

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This morning, on the NBC Nightly News, Joe Biden finally ended his exhaustive search for a VP candidate. All those...

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Kim Jong Un’s surgeons regret to inform the world that they failed to keep Dear Leader alive

Exavier Saskagoochie April 25, 2020 0

As rumors continue to swirl about the health of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, his surgeons, two Americans have...

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