Susan Collins

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Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, and Lisa Murkowski have declared themselves trans-partisan extraterrestrials

Justin Case January 29, 2020 0

In a stunning revelation just leaked to Genesius Times undercover agents, Senators Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney, and Susan Collins have...

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Israel’s Pride Festival Near Ancient Site of Sodom and Gomorrah Cancelled Over 85% Chance of Fire and Brimstone

Exavier Saskagoochie April 23, 2026 0

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Ilhan Omar Quietly Shuts Down Her “Quality Winary Center” as Ethics Scrutiny Intensifies

Exavier Saskagoochie April 22, 2026 0

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Breaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had”

Robert L. Peters, Jr. April 20, 2026 0

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BREAKING: Eric Swalwell resigns from Congress for stuff he totally didn’t do

Exavier Saskagoochie April 14, 2026 0

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Swalwell Transitions to Black Woman, Prompting Immediate Dismissal of All Sexual Assault Allegations

Exavier Saskagoochie April 11, 2026 0