Susan Collins

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Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, and Lisa Murkowski have declared themselves trans-partisan extraterrestrials

Justin Case January 29, 2020

In a stunning revelation just leaked to Genesius Times undercover agents, Senators Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney, and Susan Collins have...

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