BREAKING: April Fool’s Day cancelled because reality is so ridiculous
US President* Joe Biden has cancelled the national holiday April Fool's Day due to severe competition from the ridiculousness of...
April Fools
BREAKING: Congress works through weekend to finally pass a balanced budget at 3am on April 1st
Congress has managed to pass a balanced budget at 3am on April 1st, thanks to the bipartisan efforts of House...
BREAKING: Biden admits his presidency has been one long April Fool’s joke
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden admitted today that his presidency has been one long April Fool's Day Joke. Sources say that everything...
Biden cancels April Fool’s Day because it marginalizes Democrats
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has officially cancelled April Fool's Day because it promotes the continued marginalization of his voters. "April...
Ocasio-Cortez to make April Fool’s Day a national holiday to honor ‘America’s useful idiots’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, affectionately known as Alexandria Ocassional-Cortex by her fans, is pushing to make April Fool's Day a national holiday...
Trump buys CNN; changes it to the government-run Great News Network
After years of combating what he calls the "fake news network" CNN and suggesting that the government needs a state-run...
