Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Satire That’s Truer Than News
  • Bernie Madoff

Bernie Madoff

bernie-bernie-2020
  • Business
  • Newsbeat
  • Politics

Bernie Sanders selects Bernie Madoff as running mate, citing experience in Ponzi schemes

Exavier Saskagoochie February 18, 2020 0

Democratic socialist senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected his running mate: convicted white collar criminal Bernie Madoff, citing...

Read MoreRead more about Bernie Sanders selects Bernie Madoff as running mate, citing experience in Ponzi schemes

Currently trending:

  • quality-winaryIlhan Omar Quietly Shuts Down Her “Quality Winary Center” as Ethics Scrutiny Intensifies
  • conspiracy-theory-shortageUS facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true
  • clinton-swalwellBreaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had”
  • pride-parade-cancelledIsrael’s Pride Festival Near Ancient Site of Sodom and Gomorrah Cancelled Over 85% Chance of Fire and Brimstone
  • colbertStephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center
  • california-bans-semiautomatic-matchesBREAKING: California fights arson by banning semiautomatic matches
  • newsom-wildfires-straw-banCalifornia Gov Newsom bans wildfires from state
  • tucker-candace-meganBREAKING: Israel warns Trump that Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens are 2 weeks away from developing nuclear weapon
  • ocasio-cortez-capitalismAOC vows to use only lowercase letters to fight capitalism
  • patriot-frontBREAKING: Patriot Front announce they will shut down the same day Wray steps down as FBI Director

You may have missed

conspiracy-theory-shortage
  • Business
  • Culture
  • Politics
  • World

US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true

Exavier Saskagoochie April 24, 2026 0
colbert
  • Business
  • Entertainment

Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center

Jeremy Spoken April 23, 2026 0
pride-parade-cancelled
  • Culture
  • World

Israel’s Pride Festival Near Ancient Site of Sodom and Gomorrah Cancelled Over 85% Chance of Fire and Brimstone

Exavier Saskagoochie April 23, 2026 0
quality-winary
  • Business
  • Politics

Ilhan Omar Quietly Shuts Down Her “Quality Winary Center” as Ethics Scrutiny Intensifies

Exavier Saskagoochie April 22, 2026 0
clinton-swalwell
  • Politics

Breaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had”

Robert L. Peters, Jr. April 20, 2026 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true
  • Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center
  • Israel’s Pride Festival Near Ancient Site of Sodom and Gomorrah Cancelled Over 85% Chance of Fire and Brimstone
  • Ilhan Omar Quietly Shuts Down Her “Quality Winary Center” as Ethics Scrutiny Intensifies
  • Breaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had”

Important Pages

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

GT Shop

It's Okay to Laugh

Genesius Times: Tomorrow's Babylon Bee Today

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.