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BREAKING: COVID-19 has died after infecting Chuck Norris at age 81

Exavier Saskagoochie October 19, 2021

DALLAS—COVID-19, the novel coronavirus, which has wrecked havoc across the globe, has been declared dead after infecting Chuck Norris. "We...

CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine

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This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas

Exavier Saskagoochie November 22, 2024 0

Elon Musk needs to stop doing amazing things because it’s making us gender studies triple-doctorates feel worthless

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BREAKING: Trump considering replacing Federal Reserve with much more reliable Magic 8 Ball

Exavier Saskagoochie November 21, 2024 0

BREAKING: Dems cheer Laken Riley’s murder As ‘A very, very late term abortion’

Robert L. Peters, Jr. November 21, 2024 0