BREAKING: Biden opens new Presidential library of his pseudonyms
In a surprising move that has left political pundits and historians scratching their heads, President Biden has unveiled his latest...
Corn Pop
BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’
MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before...
BREAKING: Biden admits ‘bad dude’ Corn Pop is actually his son Hunter
WILMINGTON, DE—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has admitted that his old adversary Corn Pop, who he labelled "a bad dude"...
Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....
