Donald Trump

Trump declines call for unity with demonic commies who want him and all his followers dead

Exavier Saskagoochie September 13, 2025

US—President Donald J. Trump has declined to hold hands and sing unity anthems with self-described demonic communists, a group that...

BREAKING: Federal Judge Overturns President Trump’s Claim That He’s Still Alive

Exavier Saskagoochie September 3, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC—Federal Judge Hugh Jassole has formally overturned President Donald J. Trump’s repeated statements that he is “alive and well,”...

Chicago proves it doesn’t need National Guard by only killing 7 and injuring 54 over weekend

Exavier Saskagoochie September 2, 2025

In a bold display of civic pride, Chicago residents celebrated the city’s decision to keep the National Guard at bay...

Gavin Newsom gets bold makeover to ‘appear more presidential’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 25, 2025

SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled a dramatic new look this week, sporting a bleach-blond combover and a radiant spray tan...

Chicago Mayor vows to fight Trump if he tries to take away the right of his people to rape and murder each other

Exavier Saskagoochie August 24, 2025

CHICAGO — In a fiery press conference, Mayor Brandon Johnson declared he is ready to “go to war” with former...

BREAKING: Trump buys Ukraine, renames it ‘MyKraine’ in unprecedented peace deal

Gumpers August 13, 2025

ALASKA—In what international analysts are calling “either the boldest diplomatic breakthrough of the century or a high-profile real estate closing,”...

BREAKING: Trump orders nuclear strike on DNC headquarters in effort to ‘clean up DC’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC—In an unprecedented and shocking move, President Donald Trump authorized a low-yield nuclear strike on the Democratic National Committee...