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New Cheetos face mask lets wearer stay healthy while munching on a fried cheezy snack all day

Dr. Percival Poppycock May 20, 2020

PLANO, TX — Chester Cheetah has introduced a new COVID-inspired face mask, resembling a cheetah muzzle, designed to help the...

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LA Health Dept. giving out free COVID masks with holes for easier crack smoking

Exavier Saskagoochie May 16, 2020

LOS ANGELES — The LA Department of Health is giving away free face masks with holes cut out in a...

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