Woke virtue signalers get new yard sign
In a stunning display of self-awareness, woke virtue signalers across the nation are rushing to get their hands on the...
Fentanyl
Brave Ukrainian soldier jumps on pile of Russian fentanyl to save fellow soldiers
A brave unknown soldier (pictured above) jumped on a pile of Russian fentanyl to save his fellow soldiers. He will...
Sen. Whitehouse’s all-white beach club to be renamed ‘George Floyd Ghetto Golf’
The Democrat Party is dependent on making sure they are not blamed for their racist actions towards black such as...
BREAKING: George Floyd celebrates 1 year of sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated 365 consecutive drug-free days today. Mr. Floyd famously quit taking drugs following...
George Floyd Celebrates 300 Days of Sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, Patron Saint in the Church of Woke, celebrates 300 consecutive drug-free days today. Mr. Floyd famously quit...
CDC renames coronavirus coronAbortion; suddenly it’s not a problem anymore
The leftist dream of blaming Donald J Trump for a failing economy has been difficult due to the economy not...
