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Why Cuba is really protesting the George Floyd murder

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. July 13, 2021

HAVANA, CUBA—Thousands of Cubans took to the streets on this week in a number of cities to protest and while...

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AOC furious Cuba is using ‘gas-powered tanks’ to run over its citizens instead of hybrids

Exavier Saskagoochie July 12, 2021

HAVANA, CUBA—The streets of the capital have turned into chaos after the Cuban government has struck back against pro-freedom protests...

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Man dumps out tea on front lawn to protest constant surveillance, taxes, and redistributive programs

Earnest O'Connor July 4, 2019

Very brave. A local man, up to his eyeballs in taxes, legal prohibitions, constant surveillance, and debt to the welfare...

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ACLU sues God for only creating two genders

Earnest O'Connor June 12, 2019

Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...

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