George Santos

Opening Day Of The 115th Congress

Following Santos’ expulsion for being a lying money launderer, Congress expels all of Congress for being lying money launderers

Exavier Saskagoochie December 5, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events that left the nation both bewildered and mildly impressed, Congress has collectively expelled...

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BREAKING: All charges against George Santos dropped after he identifies as a Cherokee Indian veteran who slept with a Chinese spy

Robert L. Peters, Jr. December 1, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising twist that could rival the most intricate plot twists from a spy novel, charges against U.S....

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BREAKING: Gretchen Whitmer denies that she is George Santos dressed in drag

Exavier Saskagoochie January 20, 2023

EAST LANSING, MI—Another chapter in the ongoing George Santos (R-NY) drama has unfolded as rumors swirled around him allegedly dressing...

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BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge

Exavier Saskagoochie May 7, 2025 0

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BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

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BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

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Massachusetts Judge Bans Trump from Being President, Cites ‘Orange Man Bad’ Doctrine

Jeremy Spoken May 6, 2025 0

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BREAKING: Trump Ends US-Canada Trade War with Bold Swap: Seattle and Portland for Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba

Exavier Saskagoochie April 29, 2025 0